The Bobcat Headband with Hair Mullet

CUSTOMER REVIEW



This was quite easily the single best purchase in the history of mankind. It matched my hair color 100% perfectly. I wore this to a "white trash bash" and was the most popular person there. I got laid so many times that night I lost count after 3 dozen. In true white trash fashion I got black out drunk and managed to lose it. This is my second order. I plan on wearing it everyday for the rest of my life.



You will not be disappointed.